porkrub:

Someone should just cut it off and run

chickensandwich:

i don’t ONLY care about myself. i care about like 5 other people. and animals.

maravilhanaervilha:

OMG I CANT STOP LAUGHING

Typical school day

180mph:

Me: *bench presses the teacher*

Teacher: Put me down

theliftinglife00:

zumainthyfuture:

reddlr-trees:

Pizza place at my university offers a “stoner pie” complete with pepperoni, bacon, extra cheese, mozzarella sticks, and French fries.

Get the pepperoni outta here and we good money

ill take the pepporoni

bri-dibi:

When someone trips you in school and your spaghetti falls out your pocket

thatsmoderatelyraven:

Steal His Look: Old Man Jenkins

Kent Wang Polo Light Blue - $265

Lip Gloss - Charlotte Tilbury - $81

Miu Miu Sunglasses - $390

Irish Walking Stick - $67.99

m-ooonn:

she sat in the water for like an hour, just staring at the water peacefully